Do I spend too much on Inspirobot making stupid inspirational quotes? Definitely. Am I going to share these with you and pretend it makes any sense? Of course. Should I just use AI to write pointless blog posts instead of this none stop endless mad ravings that I subject you to? Probably.
1. Try to ask about prejudice
Go on. Do it. Go onto ModelHolics and ask about prejudice. I dare you.
2. Rule 8: Always let democracy get in the way of your thoughts
Like a model? Want to paint a horse a particular colour? DON'T DO IT! You should only go with what other people like and definitely should not have your own tastes and personality
3. Manipulate the working class
Got lots of prepping to do and can't be bothered? Need to pack for your next show? Make the working class do it!
4. Every time you fight success, you also fight souls
Just to be clear to be a successful artist in this hobby you actually need at least 12 souls. I don't make the rules, I just share them.
5. Make up new facts and kick ass and chew bubblegum
Got a model in a particular colour that doesn't suit the conformation of the breed the mould is sculpted after? Easy solve! Just lie on your breed reference, at the end of the day, none of this is real.
6. Kindness is to transcend the untranscendable
Did you know that it is actually impossible for this hobby not to have drama for a single day? Like literally IMPOSSIBLE. I think the world ends or something.
7. One way to define personal growth is goofing around to prove a point
Why does this actually make sense? If you want to improve you just need to mess around until you find something that works. Have fun. Make a point. Make something new. I dunno, just do something.
8. Scented candles are the parasites of sadness
It is actually a fact that if you are sad you can make yourself happy by covering a Breyer in essential oils and setting it on fire. You could also die, but like you can't be sad if you're dead right?
Disclaimer: Please don't actually do this and sue me, if you do you're an idiot and it's your own fault.
9. An apology is in many ways an opportunity reborn
Did you know if you scam people in this hobby you can just create a new Facebook account, pretend you're someone else and get away with doing it again?
10. Inspiration concerns all of us
We are all concerned about what you are doing. Why are you doing that? Why are you sticking a capybara on the back of an Arab? Like why? What are you doing?
Hahaha! Thank you for this Catriona! I needed the chuckle for the day!! And the true isms of the quotes!!
ReplyDeleteI'm always surprised at how many people go out of their way to please others! I guess I'm weird 'Cause I don't (and I won't!) do that!
My motto is "what you see is what you get! And if you don't like it, tough!" Cause I believe that I'm a nice person and I try to treat others like I'd like to be treated! Doesn't
always work--but I keep trying!
So sad about the the hobby trauma being so true anymore!! What happened to it being a place to have fun, meet new people and making friends and sharing with each other what we all enjoy?? Our horses!!(rather "real" or model) When did we get to the place that we let strangers tell us what we could or could not buy and how to lead our lives??